Question : A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
Answer : Who said this happened during the night?

Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name?
A: Silence.

Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.

Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catch line becomes apparent (a parent).

Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied

Q: What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
A: Wholesome

Q: What is the most difficult train to catch?
A: The 12:50, because it’s 10 to 1 if you catch it.

Q: What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word?
A: The tongue of your shoe.

Q: What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
A: What the ant eats.

Q: What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
A:Stone = (St)one.