by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnny’s first day at his new school his father...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Dear Dr.Phil, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my vrou has been jolling. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue” Teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange…” Second...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
HE : Can I buy you a drink?SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a...
