The wife says sorry

A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:Husband: What was that for?..Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket, with the name Jenny on it.Husband: I played a Race last week and Jenny … was the name of my Horse. Wife: Sorry! Next day, Wife again hit him with the Frying...

Teacher: What is your name?

Teacher: What is your name?Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.Student: My name is Sunlight. Teacher: What is your name?.Student: My name is Beautiful Red UnderwearTeacher: What kind of a name is this?...

When Granny Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs....

Marie living in Phoenix

Marie living in Phoenix was looking for a decent woman to marry so he’s parents took him one Sunday looking for a bride. The 1st woman he met was not suitable because of all the different prayers they undertook So they went to Tongaat, this woman, he did not...

Charous Rule : Umhlanga Hospital

You know, with the price of petrol nowadays, I am getting squeezed dry.Up, down, up, down, up, down. . . every day I’m vying to the hospitalto check the mother-in-law, who needed a leg op. I dare not ask the vrouto skip-a-day. You know what that will be like!...

Hey Chetty

Hey Chetty,Don’t Pillay with me,I’m not in the Moodley for you,& Naidoo are you,If you don’t stop,I’ll call the Govenders to Murugan you,So just let me get Reddy toSingh