Don’t challenge an Indian.

by | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes

Conversation between Baboo & his son.Baboo: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon : “I will choose my own bride!”Baboo: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”Son : “Well, in that case…ok”Next Baboo approaches Bill...

Preparing wedding cards

by | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes

Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at theprinters in India . Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him. After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with adraft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing....

Indian Daughter In Law

by | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes

One day the daughters-in-law all got together andDecided to apologise to their mothers-in-law forEverything they had apparently done wrong.A week later the daughters-in-law decided to take theirFamilies (including their mothers-in-law) on a picnic. The mothers-in-law...

Phoenix SAPS

by | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes

Ullo, is this the Phoenix SAPS?”Ya. What you want?”I’m calling to report my neighbor, VisvanathenMoonsamy! He is hiding dagga inside his firewood.’ ‘Ja…Thank you foryour copration and informashin in combating crime and violence,...

Indian James Bond

by | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes

And we wondered why there was never and will never be an Indian Bond On a flight James bond was sitting beside an Indian guy.Indian Guy: \”Hello there, whats your name sir ??\”James Bond: \”My name is Bond\”.Continuing in his inimitable style,...