by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Drunk Man A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. “You, sir, are drunk!” He replies, “And you ma’am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!”
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.”If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.”You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Sometimes You’ve Gotta Love Drunk People…… A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning bya loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to thedoor where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,is asking for a...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody. The man also wanted...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw tears rolling...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and...
