If you look dark, you use Snowhite cream to become fur
Saturday lunch – live fowl curry with doubla
Go uninvited to wedding jol – free chow
Open windows in car because you don’t have hair-con.
Suffer suffer and stay in car to avoid hair being blown away.
Wear sunglasses at night, Tell people you have ‘night glasses’
Use Vaseline with Vicks as a lip balm
Wash dog with green sunlight soap
Make tea cold with 2 cups. Pour into saucer and then drink from saucer
When you have cold, make ginger milk
Wear bright saris & chains (sovereigns) to weddings to get lot attention
When beggar come for food – you make him clean whole yard first
When passing stekkies posie, Plays remix of KUCH KUCH HOTAHAI. (Some windows must vibrate)
Men to consider marrying:
P.Singh – weak bladder
Dan Singh – good with feet
Balan Singh – good with control
Dry mangoes in sun to make pickle
Take castor oil when you have stomach problems
When you go to the beach, you swim in saries, skirts, and pedal pushers & T-shirts
Put all birthday cards, trophies and certificates in cabinet at entrance of house, people will think you so clever.
Get Muslim cook to cook for weddings etc. what’s wrong – other people
Use old clothes on bathroom floor
Save old cotton panties & briefs to dust furniture