Top Ten Reasons why there won’t be an Indian US President Anytime Soon

10. White House not big enough for in-laws

9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics.

8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms

7. Can’t find decent masala dhosa inside the beltway

6. Secret service can’t handle nagging from mother

5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with hands at state dinners

4. No chance for promotion

3. Chewing pan masala not considered politically correct

2. Senior aides won’t take off shoes before coming in

1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles