One day, Deven was slaaning a trap down by Chatsworth Centre when he
checked his chommie, Privesh, rying a brand new Hilux.
Privesh pulled up to him with a wide grin.
He tunes Privesh, came way here gazi: ‘What kind Privesh, where’d you get that
Looks stylerz and all bru!’
‘Sushi gave it to me’ Privesh choonz.
‘She gave it to you!!! I knew she kind of smaaked you, but a new
Hilux oyo what like that ???’
‘Well, Deven, let me choon you what happened hekse: We were driving
out on the gravel road, in the middle of nowhere. Sushi pulled off the
road, ayo she put the bakkie in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the bushes. She
parked the bakkie, jumped out, threw off all her clothes and screams:
‘Privesh, take whatever you want’. I swear its a one time offer!
‘So I took the bakkie’…
‘Privesh, you’re blerrie clever, goondu! Her clothes would never
have fitted you!!!