Silent Fart

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least20 times since I’ve been here in your...

Nando’s

A man fainted near Nando’s and a passerby suggested: “Give him an Orange, it will help.” The man opened one eye and said: “Voetsek!!!! If I wanted an Orange I would have fainted in front of Fruit and Veg”.

Boss said to the secretary

Boss said to the secretary: Next week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary makes call to Husband: Next week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad next week, so let’s spend...

Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.   I   told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I...

Children

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.* The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a...