Moses went to the Zulus and said, “I have Commandments
for you that will make your lives better.”
And the Zulus asked, “What are Commandments?”
And Moses said, “They are rules for living.”
“Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shalt not kill.”
“Not kill? We’re not interested.”
So Moses went to the Xhosas and said, “I have Commandments.”
And the Xhosas wanted an example, and Moses said,
“Thou shalt not lie.”
“Not lie? We’re not interested.”
So Moses went to the Coloureds and said, “I have Commandments.”
And the Coloureds wanted an example, and the Lord said,
“Thou shalt not steal.”
“Not steal? We’re not interested.”
He went to the Whites and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Whites wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shalt not commit adultery and thou shalt love thy neighbour as you love thyself.”
“Not commit adultery, love my neighbour? We’re not interested”
He went to the Indians and said, “I have Commandments.”
“Commandments?” They said, “How much are they?”
“They’re free.”
“We’ll take 10.”