by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.” For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someoneshouted….”Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky andsaid…”where???”* ***They Walk among us!!* *While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?” A sign on the back shield of a car: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I DRIVE BY...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Die een is goed??? Gatiep and Karools are sitting on death row. Gatiep says to the Warder, does this take long and is it painfull? Warder say’s no they just strap you in and flick the switch and its over. Karools is called in, moments later Gatiep hears screeming...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, so she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy, to inform her that...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man...
