by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Die een is goed??? Gatiep and Karools are sitting on death row. Gatiep says to the Warder, does this take long and is it painfull? Warder say’s no they just strap you in and flick the switch and its over. Karools is called in, moments later Gatiep hears screeming...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, so she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy, to inform her that...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Drunk Man A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. “You, sir, are drunk!” He replies, “And you ma’am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!”
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.”If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.”You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me...
