by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate… He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in awagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmersaid, “That’s once.” A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmersaid,...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.” For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someoneshouted….”Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky andsaid…”where???”* ***They Walk among us!!* *While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?” A sign on the back shield of a car: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I DRIVE BY...
