by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Hush my laaitie don’t you cryDaddy’s gonna steal you a GTi,And if that GTi don’t TorqueAnother GTi, I will stalk.And if the stalking don’t go to wellDaddy’s gonna steal you a CaravelleAnd if that Caravelle can’t make...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
The truth is Chuck Norris’s real name is Chuckendran Norrisamy andhe lives in Chatsworth in the “sixes”. Chuck Norris was born on Diwali day and never stole a thing.Chuck Norris invented the ‘bunnie chow’.Chuck Norris not only knows...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
To help the new wave of outgoing students from India, here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked abroad everyday: Q. What does that red dot on women’s forehead mean?A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Teacher: What is your name?Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.Student: My name is Sunlight. Teacher: What is your name?.Student: My name is Beautiful Red UnderwearTeacher: What kind of a name is this?...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs....
