by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
1)You had a dish haircut at least once2)You have a 10kg bag of rice in the kitchen3)At least one of your uncles is a teacher4)Your parents buy clothes atleast two sizes big so that they would last longer5)You have bedshhets on your sofa6)You ask your father a simple...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Inba asked Bala one day in Verulam, “Bala in your olden days you Never hadcell phones, e-mail, internet, fax and all, how did your’ll communicate?”Bala replies: :Ja Inba, in uver days we did not have internet, fax,telephone, e-mail, she-mail and all....
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Bala Singh had his 4th child. He fills the data in the birth-certificate: Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Baby: Chinese. ‘How come you’re writing ‘Chinese’ when both parents are Sikh?’, asks the doctor. Bala Singh replies, ‘I have read...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to MUMBAI. So they all gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE to MUMBAI) : 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Top Ten Reasons why there won’t be an Indian US President Anytime Soon 10. White House not big enough for in-laws 9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics. 8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms 7. Can’t find decent masala...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
A veto,a braino and a charoe were on a boat in the ocean. a huge sharkstarted attacking the boat so the veto decided to jump into the ocean asthe shark was still going to get all of them..the braino and charoe decidedto flip a coin to decide who should jump next but...