by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Two Govender’s went into a pub and after ordering two beers took somesandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner. So the two swapped their sandwiches.
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Sathaya Vasan Govender is appearing for his University finalexamination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
A Govender goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes towash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comesrunning and asks him, “Mr. Govender, what are you doing?”To this the man replies, “AYO, see the board here,...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Moses went to the Zulus and said, “I have Commandmentsfor you that will make your lives better.” And the Zulus asked, “What are Commandments?” And Moses said, “They are rules for living.” “Can you give us an example?”...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Parks Board warden finds an Indian man at the Blue Lagoon with tenshad in a bucket. “That’s way over the limit,” he says. “You’re underarrest.” “But lahnee, please,” the man says, “these are my pet fish from home.I...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Gotta love … Little Jaidan comes from school one day. He puts down his bag in the kitchen where his mom is busy dishing out some curry for him. He presses the spoon in the curry looking quite depressed. He asks his Mom, “Mummy, am I an Indian like you or...
