by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorists 1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights. 2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us. 3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.You have a ‘Singer Brother’ sewing machine at home.Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad’s) sister and doesn’t talk to...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
1. You unwrap all gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year. 2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out. 3. You...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
If you look dark, you use Snowhite cream to become fur Saturday lunch – live fowl curry with doubla Go uninvited to wedding jol – free chow Open windows in car because you don’t have hair-con. Suffer suffer and stay in car to avoid hair being blown...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Dear Pushpavani how u, never hear from you sooo long. I was keep on telling Kalay I wanna write you bt this husban of mine giving me so much worries man he donno he’s getting old now, I heard he’s flooking all the young young girls this side, hey I donno...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 8, 2020 | Jokes
Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying youwere 12 when you were really 15. You’ve had a bowl haircut at one point in your life. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends’ kids....